bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

(Source: moaninglisasmile, via cantsleepcantbreathe)

kryptoni-te:

IF YOU KISS MY COLLARBONES OR MY NECK I AM YOURS

(via theredcoatofsexyscience)

  • parents: you need to go out more
  • parents: you need to exercise more
  • parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
  • parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
  • parents: why are you getting angry

420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

(via tessahandswebmemrm)